The umpire who saw it up close called it a legal play. Is that umpire also suspended? If it was an illegal play, it would have changed the subsequent outcome of the inning, but the game will not be resumed from that moment.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

Damn.. He’s from Fort Kent, Maine. About an hour North of me (Presque Isle.)

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

Top row, far right: Heyayay

I want to be the one that says at least the one girl was taking selfies the right way!

Sorority girls love D-bags.

Just to correct Deadspin’s crack writing once again, Paul Molitor IS in fact over the age of 2.

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

After all the Rivera and Jeter stuff from the previous two seasons, I’m glad to see they’re honoring Chuck Knoblauch.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

YES! I thought the same thing.

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Looked to me like he said “because you were stretching your balls” but then again that’s what I was looking for

Nothing makes you appreciate Jay Cutler as a quarterback more than watching Jimmy Clausen attempt to be a quarterback.

Remember when Mel Kiper scolded every football team for not drafting Clausen because he was his #2 draft prospect and it had NOTHING to do with them having the same agent?