Matt Williams leaving Papelbon in after he got into a fight is like a teenage store cashier not charging you for gum because he’s going back to college in two weeks.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

And hitters from both teams will be hitting drives over the bay this weekend.

Who needs the playoffs‽

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

Joke’s on you because Sarah from Halifax actually won $1 million on DraftKings.

More Mass Effect Minimates, less blind groping at GameStop. Following up on its blind bag GameStop exclusives from earlier this year, Diamond Select is wide-releasing a four-pack of ME figures early next year, including a Shepard with swappable John and Jane heads.

If you don’t understand tennis, remember these simple rules:

Did ... did you read the article? Be honest.

Woo! 7-1 lead, no way the Nats could screw this u—*checks box score* SHITTING SHIT SHITTERS!

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

You literally could not do that at this point. If you took the best of the Phillies, Marlins, and Braves based on their current rosters and ran that team in a 162 game schedule they would be lucky to go 76-86. Especially considering that team wouldn’t be able to play the Phillies, Marlins, or Braves at any point in…

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

Yeah jeetz

And although it doesn’t fit with the narrative here, Alvarez DID strike out Harper in that at bat.

Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.

“Well, where I come from, we do bark in the park every night.”