5 Guys makes a good cheeseburger.

Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Midnight beer math time!

Just another manic Munn day.

Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

James Harrison is not impressed.

Yep, there’s a rule against it. Page T-28 of the rules for pool play tournaments:

“When a manager or coach instructs his/her players to play poorly for any reason, such as, but not limited to the following, such action may result in the manager’s removal by the umpire-in-chief, and/or removal of the manager, coach(es)…

Little League Softball Tournament Rules, Section one, article P:

It is a good idea to read what is below the header to know why he wrote number 4.

but foul balls are counted as strikes...

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

This all feels like some lame soap opera exposition. I’m not at all impressed with DC’s attempt to remain relevant by tailoring everything to suit the fickle tastes of millenials. Are the classic DC origin stories outdated (and tired) in a variety of ways? Of course they are! But these titles all seem like fan fiction…

Wasn’t there something about Bruce Batman becoming a god recently? Or was that some sort of modern elseworlds thing?

Nope, this is screengrabber. Feel free to reply with any other questions you have.

This is news? And interesting?

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip