Also consider that Pluto’s gravity is 1/12 that of Earth. Using their Terran-strengthened muscles, the leaping catches and flying tackles would make the players look superhuman by comparison.

Pluto also has the same amount of Super Bowls wins as Minnesota.

The big question is how did an obnoxious, race-baiting blowhard take this long to end up on Fox?

One less annoying person on ESPNradio, I suppose. Now he can repeat himself endlessly on Fox Sports.

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Good on Erin Andrews for not letting a guy get away with a cheap dinger up the middle.

Can’t believe she didn’t go for the :eyes: emoji!

and as we continue on with the situation, then we’ll let it handle as it will handle itself.

Report: Eli Manning has also injured himself in a sparkler accident.

This feels unnecessarily harsh, Phil. It’s placeholder box art! I’m as skeptical of kickstarters as anyone — probably more — but it feels a little off-the-mark to rail against a game so many people are excited about because the placeholder art looks like... placeholder art.

“I don’t fund other people’s creative endeavors”

To each their own, but that seems like kind of a shitty attitude to be so smug about on a website dedicated to creative endeavors.

Your opinion is rather dull.

I’ve been waiting for this game since 2001 and it’s obvious that’s just a quick placeholder image. I don’t see why any rational person would be deterred by it when you have Yu Suzuki’s previous work to go off of.

It doesn’t work like that. Professional athletes don’t get taxed in-state for all of their income because many of their games take place out of state, and even athletes from non-tax states (like Texas) get taxed on their income for road games. So Sacramento Matthews wouldn’t have been taxed by California on all of his…

Luckily for this guy, there is definitely a fundamental right to be a complete asshole on Twitter.

It’s a shame Sapp keeps finding himself in such sticky situations.

Wrong...Franseca would be doing golf play by play no matter what (ESP on Phil, his admitted favorite guy on tour). He did this for the masters at times & will continue no matter what network he is on or the tournament.

You’ve obviously never listened to Francesa.

You think this is bad, he used to sit there and just give shitty play-by-play for an afternoon Yankees game he was watching. Now, the Yanks play on the same radio station as him, so we lost that, but there was nothing better than listening him watch a 5-2 afternoon game in the 4th and “It’s...uh, 2 and 1 to…

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.