I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea:

Until he breaks the equipment because he's using it like a fucking asshole.

Serious question: Did you type this with a straight face after watching this guy on his back being pulled across the floor by the equipment he clearly had no business touching.

This is why people have such insecurities about working out at the gym; you're supposed to be able to do weirdshit.

This is well out of the realm of "Let this guy live" and well into the realm of "Sir, I asked you to leave," in my opinion.

I don't think you were paying attention.

I can't figure out when Bill ends and Ellen Begins.

Stupid GIF won't work. I'm just getting a bunch of random images playing in the background, but the picture of Ellen isn't changing. Er, no wait. It's just a static image of Bill Simmons I mean.

Kobe just won't be stopped in Colorado.

30 for 30: a Bill Simmons production.

For a radio show that is supposed to be as good as they are it was pretty bad

But hey - I'm just a guy who can't evolve, right?

How'd they get John Kennedy to appear? He was already dead 30 years.

"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

Rikk became so sweaty and flustered when he spotted his name on the top of the notecard and it dawned on him that he's been spelling Rick wrong for 43 years.

There is a way to just ignore it. It is called ignoring it.

What's wrong Hun?