As long as Ghandi isn't aboard one of those ships, I'm good. Escaping that tyrannical maniac was pretty much my civ's impetus for building a spaceship lol

That is the weirdest 3 run double I've ever seen. The link goes to an invalid page for the MLB shop.

"While we're at it, could I spread your buns and put my special sauce between them?"

Girl I'll buy you thangs.

You cut out the money shot.

It's always stumpy in Philadelphia

They weren't booing.

She just wanted to give it to Victor Cruz

Here's what Cardinals fans were doing moments before Wong's homer.

The suspect's accomplice is pictured above.

That's really lame.

Jerry Jones has scouts everywhere.

Is it fair to call him a thug? NBA players would be if they ambushed a dude after a game. Melo got suspended for yelling at a guy on the loading dock by the team bus. NASCAR personal conduct policy is weak.

Man, I hope Mayhem has Allstate.

Molina is better than Kemp and it's not close.

The Dodgers' philosophy is based on paying market rates to keep their homegrown talent—players like Clayton Kershaw and Matt Kemp, who are, it's worth noting, much better than anyone the Cardinals have developed in recent memory

Maybe it's because the Cardinals' fans NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

Please explain to me again... Why, exactly, would I want to go to watch an NFL game live?

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.