-TBS Marketing Team

"Cain was able..."

"Come on, come on... just one hit, Josh."

If Josh Hamilton were an actual angel, he'd be the one God has put in charge of luring the fathers of unbaptized children to their death.

"Typical Jap play." — Bill Parcells

I motion that we make all outfield walls velcro and have all outfielders wear velcro suits.

If collecting figures is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

People are praising how the Red Sox treated Derek Jeter on his way out of the game. That means they treated the captain of their arch rival better than they did Terry Francona, the manager who led their own club to two World Series titles, including their first in 86 years. Such a classy organization.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I'm going with "long-tenured college basketball coach six months after he's fired for racist comments."

I'm not into mob rule either.

King: [goes down]
King: [pops back up] "Ya know what? I'm thinking Chinese take-out for toni-"

Peter King: [looks at Goodell poll]

Yeah, but they were *STILL* unable to screw in that light bulb.

The system has never had to process more than 18,591 tickets

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

Do you know about Ronald Mcdonald?