In this reenactment we have the Fast Food Worker playing the role of the City and the Man Hungry for Ice Cream playing the truck drivers.

You can look at that and say nicely done?

Shots fired! Justifiably.

I’m with you. The focus should be on the administration blocking and silencing critics from the intelligence community, not on a reality show contestant.

LAWD HAVE MERCY THAT TOFFEE INTERIOR

“But how am I supposed to make money on that?!?!” investors everywhere cry. 

I know you are kidding, but I still hear that freaking dumb statement from folks who clearly have never lived anywhere but a huge city with great public transportation. It is like they continually want to reinvent the bus, but do it for higher costs, more administration, and more expensive for the rider. 

In a lot of ways the E30 is the perfect New York City car: close-coupled dimensions, lots of glass and a low beltline, immensely strong body structure, quick reflexes, dated but well-known tech, and if it gets dented it doesn’t totally ruin the lines. And even more fun when you escape the Tri-State region in general.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

That seething desire has never left. Its like tinnitus for cars, its always there making my life a little more annoying.

homophobia isn’t funny

“Again”? 

Eh, you won’t find many new work trucks unless you get into HD / SD class trucks. Unfortunately the people who buy the base-model trucks just want to look like they’re working, but really they’re just picking up kids from the store and dropping the groceries off at soccer practice.

$500 a month.  I just threw up in my mouth. 

Absolutely, and I can’t wait to do that in another decade when I pick up one of these on the used market...

Now time for the mythical Jalop to put down his mythical money on this mythical base model version.

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.

Where does it fall on the Fancy Kristen scale? The low end being the FK version of a Corolla, the high end being FK would actually be seen driving it?

So when they “show up” and “look ridiculous” are they going to kill someone this time? Because they did last time.

I wish people would stop stanning for Warren. Yeah I love her too, but every single overt and covert signal she’s ever broadcast since she got elected to the Senate is that she’s not at all interested in running for President.