I love Tesla, but at this point, I’m much more apt to believe that Musk is saying whatever it takes make him look like a hero, rather than believe his words outright.

I mean who bases a car culture web site out of NYC?

A proper parody of peak Jalopnik. Accept my golf clap

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

yeha, totally, especially with black athletes and celebrities. 

The real crime was taking off those sexy black factory wheels and putting those awful ugly silver things on there

worth the tickets

The real crime would be putting a front license plate on that car.   

Demonize Republican politicians, because they are demons.

In reality, the production Taycan’s color palette will be limited to the German rainbow:

You would be surprise how oddly cheap people who spend this kind of money can be. Sometimes it’s just about how often they have to fill it up. I’ve known several people who traded their AMG in because they hated how often they had to go to the pump. I’ve also listened to S and X P100D owners talk about how much money…

Does it smell like steak and seat thirty-five?

I imagine the overlap between self-entitled, rich narcissists and right-wingers is fairly large.

It doesn’t matter.  They literally have billions of reasons to work together.

Tesla Recalls Thousands of Models Over Sudden Right Turn

She reacts in an adult responsible way: “HA HA CUCK! THIS IS WHY WE NEED A REAL MAN TO TAKE CHARGE.”

Slow down. I get what you’re saying, but have you met America? I’m very afraid of people voting directly on the issues of the day, even if our current system sucks ass. 

Please can we stop using that fan-made bronco render without disclaimers? It’s just going to end in disappointment when people actually see the new bronco and it looks more like a jeep than an F-150.

I’ve always wondered why we put the onus of efficiency only on consumer transport. It seems kind of like sales tax, it disproportionately affects those least able to pay for it. Like, why choke out the entire consumer auto market, when we could’ve made them hit say, 50% of the goals we’ve put on them over the last 30…

Agreed. Everyone should standardize on USB-C.