Congratulations, Mr. Fin Fang Flareon, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a TransAm which this lovely lady will deliver soon as she knows how to use a stick shift.

Waits for the picture $Kaycog will post of a day shift adult entertainer sprawled over a Trans Am, but still showing the ScreamingChicken on the hood.

I bet sex scandals were probably the one thing Nixon was never in trouble of getting into. Because it seems like he was really devoted to his wife. It’s the only positive trait I can give him.

They’re not afraid of a 10 year old girl. Not in the slightest.

The X2 doesn’t bother me like the X4 and X6.

See, BMW? It’s not hard! We want our M135i XDrives with 6-speed transmissions in Estoril over tan!!!

This is my reaction to this thing:

• BMW Individual M760Li X760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS

I hate the method that spawned this thing, but I have to say that the end result is actually pretty alright. It only took BMW a billion attempts, but I could finally see myself driving and loving an X series. Turns out the formula was peeling all the badges off a Crosstrek and slapping roundels on it instead.

I have been staring at this GIF trying to figure out where the seam is.

BMW has been dead to me since they went beyond the 3, 5, 6 and 7 series.

The looping on this gif is REALLY well done

“Jalopnik readers” aka “I’ll buy one used in 10 years”

No longer do you have to pick one dystopia and be locked into that ecosystem for life.

Yeah I’ve long thought Biden is gross as hell with women, but he gets a pass because he’s “charismatic” and a Democrat. If it were a stodgy Republican doing the exact same things, like Jeb Bush or someone, you bet everyone would be up in arms and calling him a sexual predator. Also Joe Biden has weirdly been…

If anything sincere comes out about Obama or Carter I’m fucking done.

There was a huge, huge, HUGE call to boycott Terry Richardson maybe five years ago, prompted by warnings and stories from quite a few of his models. A lot of media outlets agreed that he was a predator and a monster but evidently Condé Nast was like, “We’re good.”

I think she said no, modestly.

If it’s an object created by one of our greatest living directors featuring one of our greatest living actors then yes.

Finally, I thought. Fucking finally we have a presidential candidate who is not beholden to Wall Street and who will shake things up and bring real change to our Corporatocracy.