That’s it! I should get “4 RAPH” on the 944.

TIL: Raph hates dad jokes

No, some are funny

Yeah, we spend tons of money and time customizing cars, yet somehow vanity plates just feel severely uncool.

I wish BMW offered more models.

If I was Hillary this would’ve been me:

Is that why Nintendo sues anyone who so much utter the words ‘It’s me, Mario!” on internet?

Yeah.

I love that, by mentioning your soon-to-be age, you referenced one of the oldest jokes in Kevin Smith’s movies.

• Mid-30s - Early 50s: any given day is a roller coaster, but I think you generally feel, on average, about what you are.

Driving a stick with a lousy throw and a disconnected feeling is like drinking non-alcoholic beer or decaf coffee.

Dude, you’re commenting on The Funbag. Like 50% of the readers on here either wipe back to front, or use 50 squares of toilet paper, or stand while wiping, it’s a fucking madhouse.

Do you have anal leakage or something? Why is this such an issue for you?

Neither did whoever came up with that ridiculous, misleading headline. Considering everything else this young man has done, I seriously doubt writing #BlackLivesMatter 100 times is what got him into Stanford. But hey, it did get him the kind of attention any activist would want.

I believe I have the distinguished privilege of being the only person to take delivery of a Fiesta in “the vault” at Galpin Premiere.

A woman I went to law school with is constantly peddling that crap. She’s a goddamn lawyer, who’s polluting her networking with crappy beauty products.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.