It’s crazy because without the job he’d NEVER recieve even the basic of security clearances. He has all the red flags of someone who would be easily bribed or blackmailed into giving away classified information.

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

At least we didn’t elect the candidate that keeps appointing major donors and Goldman Sachs executives to major government positions.

Can’t they just make her Ambassador of Uzbeki-beki-stan?

Jesus. I wish I was so damned wealthy that I could forget the name of the last Ferrari I bought.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

What qualifies Linda McMahon to serve in Trump’s administration is that the McMahons put Trump into the WWE Hall of Fame.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Maybe he could collaborate with the Lanesplitter posters on their interpretation of the car

Anti-choice. That’s the proper term and one I’ve heard used a lot. I like it because it really gets at what the movement is all about: restricting freedoms. These people don’t give a shit about life.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

Totally, this obviously gives off an Accord Coupe vibe, not a Mustang.

And not have a precious job..... Pesky fact that jobs are not where it’s cheap to live.

I think he really, really thought he would lose, then go get to build his media empire and retire even richer. He’d be the new Fox News.

Haha His face. Every time I’ve seen it over the last couple days, he doesn’t look like he’s happy about winning at all.

No puppet.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…