Wait, what happened to the Books section?

Why does it ask me to “log into the A.V. Club” to go to the Spoiler Space article?

These aren’t revamps; they’re reboots; they’re separated by time in which the initial pop culture property didn’t appear,

It’s a modern parable for our times!

Our forebears fell for snake oil, and it wasn’t even pushed by Pepper Potts. And we laugh and laugh that they did.

Kinjariffic!

Kinjariffic!

What I'm proposing here is, what if no one let the dogs out?

What I'm proposing here is, what if no one let the dogs out?

Never refresh! Never surrender!

Never refresh! Never surrender!

JOHNNY'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!

JOHNNY'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!

Kinja Forrester?

Kinja Forrester?

Kite-Man! na na na na na na na na na Kite-Man!

The A.V. Cl— aw, no, my heart isn't in it anymore.

I once bought five copies of The Bee Movie from a discount bin for a quarter.

Alexandra died on the way back to her home planet.

This doesn't bode well for Karnak in Inhumans, who has a similar cool but likely to be poorly portrayed power.