Ribbet

Serves you right for having that reduction surgery, then.

Your liver has no dong?

Present!

Geez, the comments on this review are truly toxic.

Manly, yes, but I eat it too.

(Dixie Carter angrily tweets the address of the Dolley Madison cakes factory) 

“yeah, he does everything first,” sighs Catherine Zeta-Jones.

He does love that chicken!

Hey, now even I don’t wanna see this one. And I’m a bull.

“Grasshoppers are attacking the Beatles!”

Should he really just relax?

Don’t be like Johnny, Spidey.

You’ve made a powerful enemy, Sean.

That top photo momentarily made me think someone had Photoshopped a Dumbledore hat onto president* before I realized it’s the flag behind him and his monstrous hair.

Build a bridge out of her!

Most of the episode titles are taken word for word from the titles of original comic book stories and have typical bombastic Marvel Stan-Lee-style titles, ellipses and all.

Isn’t one typically nude during a massage? Was he asking his assistant to get nude and massage him?

Nobody does. It’s the wind, baby.

I miss being able to block people.