"New Jersey? We can't afford the tolls after you know who sank all our assets into resurrecting Jennifer Garner."

To be fair, Foggy's picking up and cuddling the cat at that moment.

"What's the deal with movies about bees?"

Oh c'mon, A.V. Club, there's no point in making up stories just because it's the night before Kinjapocalypse.

Was it this one, about Tallman House?: http://unsolvedmysteries.wi…

I disagree; it's an interesting article, but it does have a clickbait headline. There's a lot of interesting stuff in here that I didn't know, and "why don't we eat it anymore" is only a part of it.

Now wait just a minute! We cows are always cute!

"That's what you think, big boy!"

That guy from Entourage?

As we paddle furiously upstream against the inevitable kinjafall, I'd like to just say that this was a very good article, David McCowan, and I enjoyed it a lot.

It'll be okay as long as the PTA stands together.

I liked the other guys in that movie.

The Guardian, for one, calls female actors "actors"…and they get a huge number of complaints in their comments every time they do so.

Something something something my ex sucks something.

I love it when some men come together!

TUSK!

Unless you have a William Conrad Fridge Alert!

I have met some pretty smart turtles but yes, I can outwit them at three-card monte.

Letter Man?

So, just like every day since January 21, you mean?