It's illuminated letters from the Book of Kells. An ancient historical and artistic icon that would have never been saved if it were not for funding to the arts in Ireland.

King Kong can't melt steel beams!

And that's why I blocked him months ago. Finding out he's still pulling the same garbage makes me glad I did.

"More salt, sir?"

Speaking up for basic human decency is mind-creepy? Oooooooookay, dude.

"They knew so much about us already, these wise, wise people! If only they hadn't misspelled 'Zenu.' Oh well, obliterate the whole planet; praise Zenu."

"Plastics!"

And the singing cats?

GO TEAM WONDER!

When Amazon services crashed this past week, my smartphone-enabled basketball tried to kill me!

But her mother's name is Hippomartha.

No, he was bellowing about "free rum."

You misheard: they're actually sandwiches from Lou's Meats.

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This is the worst episode of MST3K ever.

She was the babysitter/love interest in the Sinbad movie Shazaam until she was killed by the Christopher Lee character.

But…but…they saved the Earth through using their TRS-80 to make complicated computations when Superman's mind was befuddled by a Kryptonite cloud!

He's just happy to see stretchy Robin.

"Sir, you don't have to buy the batteries, but please put them back when you're done licking them."

"Is it bold?"