Ignore, block, report. More fulfilling than arguing.

Batman's a scientist!

Everything's coming up Barack!

Pssst, guys: last sentence, first para:

Man, with these news items, you're gonna tear through Mister Ed, and I hope your next goal is Green Acres.

(subconsciously eats Hormel Black Label Bacon)

"Mother, May I Sup with Purell?"

That bear is their vice-president!

No, that was a can of tuna made of nickel.

"Hey, Margot, would you like to be in a Robin Hood movie?"

That was the nastiest Peppa Pig episode ever, but Miss Rabbit really did have it coming.

Those are pretty great-looking pastiches of the 1980s X-Men book, although the color is not as flat as the four-color process used during that period. But the captions are dead-on Claremont parodies.

"It can be two things."

Quentin Tarantino will hate this film.

You called it! He tweeted this morning "Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show"

I wouldn't mind a comic strip about Putter.

In fact, you might say we killed Frank and ate him.

They're not even jive turkeys.

But Bugs Bunny proved the earth was round by throwing a baseball all the way around the earth and having it return from the other direction, plastered with travel labels from where it's been! How can you ignore that evidence?!?

Naw, the candlestick was hot for the feather duster.