"Damn! My tiny arms can't reach the 'L' button!"

(Krankor shakes his fist menacingly at the Academy)

He hasn't been playing the correct fine Hohner instrument then!

Your mom's dead, Spidey.

As a cow, I'd like to point out that Sizzler University is totally not a party college.

Do you prefer the philosophy of 671-176 or the hardline writings of 617-716?

We can't all have as magnificent a golden proboscis as yours, Crow.

"Sam, Ziggy's calculating that there's a 96% chance you're just here to bond a little bit with Barron and go to a baseball game."

We also call it "Ketchup!"

Yes, I've heard of cows.

"Once upon a time, Eva Gabor was raising three very lovely little French kittens, until she fell in with Phil Harris basically playing the same role he did in The Jungle Book, but then Scatman Crothers…"

You guessed it…

Best Picture by a Human and Best Picture by a Dog.

Build a witch out of him!

He can't hold all those in his tiny hands!

I used to do that trip a lot and always recited "DIESEL CHEESE PORN!" when I passed one of those interchanges.

I don't know whether this is a condition by which Marvel releases the reviews, but I wish they'd stick to one cover plus the story pages, and either omit the variant covers or put 'em in a gallery at the end.

Looking forward to 2018's Taco Bowl Made Out of Hormel Black Label Bacon.

It would probably just be something like "Hey, I'm gonna order Georgia to make their license plates purple."

So when Joel did the "it stinks" gesture during Pod People, he was…?