Oh man, now I'm gonna make a King Vidor gimmick account.

I don't think he can legally make money off of the show while president

"Listen punk, did I fly over the Atlantic in two balloons, or was it three?"

Hormel Black Label Bacon? Who doesn't love that?

(Bill Murray nods vigorously in agreement)

Instead of putting an orange in his mouth, he wraps it around his entire body.

Well, they're the same density.

I say, my good sir, some of us are quite articulate.

There's no air in space!

Oh cool, Star Wars narrated by David Attenborough? I love that guy.

Two things, etc.

Incredible.

That talking pie has a name, you know: Cherryørth the Hunger-Slayer. Long may the bards sing of his deliciousness!

Thank goodness it's only a comic book!

"Zima, The ‘90s Clear Beer Alternative, Is Poised for a Comeback":

The A.V. Club

The comments thread on the AV Club turned into the letters page of Starlog circa 1987 so gradually I barely noticed.

"Oh boy, a new character!"

You guessed it…Greedo Stallone.

It couldn't be two things.