Naw, I'll just buy 8,200,000 Bowie albums.

Whoops: I goofed by Jimmy-Confusion. It's actually Jimmy Fallon who did this, not Kimmel, and it wasn't a separate show; it's a part of The Tonight Show, so not actually a separate show.

"The nation that controls magnetism controls the world!" — Diet Smith

(Carly Simon chokes back a sob)

Lew Breece!

"I'm seeing double! Four Francoses!"

Agreed. And he's seemingly hosting every UK show already, so it wouldn't be much extra work for him!

He's [EDIT: Jimmy Fallon, not Kimmel] started a US version of the British show "Would I Lie to You," and removed every bit of charm, humor, and logic that made the original panel game work.

Well, sure, but they'd have to take that body bag out vertically.

You can leave now and we won't mind, Jimbo.

So was Dr. Benton Quest's bodyguard!

Graham Norton would have laughed, drunk some wine, and dumped her out of his big red chair.

But as soon as Lindsay reminds reminds Catherine that she still exists, Catherine's brain will melt down and destroy the universe!

Hopefully now is a time to heal.

Ernie Bushmiller approved of the Nancy and Sluggo porn parody just as long as they got three rocks off.

"You wouldn't pay less than retail price for a beating human heart!"

I went to see this at the new Brooklyn Alamo Drafthouse. No talking, no cell phones, because they'll electrocute you if you break the rules. I have never fallen in love with a movie theater so fast.

“These are the two most famous felines in the world,” Dynamite CEO and Publisher Nick Barruci said in a press release.

But the only true God of the Landfills is Garbage Ape.

(the writers of the "Star Trek: Insurrection" script perk their ears up and take notice)