(turns quickly as everybody begins looking at me, shuffles feet, whistles nervously)

This casting call is racist to over-large bulldogs with big mustaches and tuning forks in their foreheads.

Only the hunting part.

EVENTS KEEP OCCURRING!

That's our thing, since they are indeed, Spies Like Us.

You know, I have to correct my joke there: I was riffing on the story that Marvel editor Tom DeFalco had described Sleepwalker as "Sandman done right," but I've just done a little research right now, and it turns out it was an urban legend.

Well, he was "Sandman done right."

Binged an old 1950s British half-hour detective series "Colonel March of Scotland Yard." The stories are fairly tight and fun, mostly play-fair locked room mysteries. And it stars Boris Karloff, who's amusing and charming as Col. March! It's on Amazon Prime.

So, just Matthew Perry then?

"Chemically Hazardous"

I didn't look at it yet. Is it John Oliver totally destroying the right with pithy comments?

This has been yet another excellent comment thread for learning which AVC commenters to block.

I heard a parent on the street talking to her 3-4 yer old son and referring to him as Milo. All I could think of was "Oh, that poor kid. Probably named after The Phantom Tollbooth, but look what shit you're in for now."

Well, now that you've picked it to death and been intent to take offense at every reply, I know enough not to respond to you anymore. Cheers.

Slap a dome on that sucker and you've got a three-season deal.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Oh, for Pete's sake…no. She has the best legs in the game. Hey, what game could that be? (Picking a fandom silly game): maybe it's Hungry Hungry Hippos. I could have said Scrabble or Monopoly but they aren't as silly a name as Hungry Hungry Hippos.

There was studio talk about Lucy Liu doing a gender-swapped Charlie Chan about 10 years ago. Obviously nothing came of it except to get me thinking about Lucy Liu in a tailored men's suit.

"in the game"

…Hungry Hungry Hippos?