And then the meat loaf looked at Ralph Wiggum!

Yep, my mom went that way in the last few months of her life. While caretakjng her I had to constantly remind myself that this was dealing with a child, not an adult.

You misspelled "poo"

Wait, how do I, a young farm animal, get in on this action?

Circle Pines, Minnesota?

AND IT'S STILL ON FIRE

You say that now, but people forget how obsessed Hitler was by picking the Providence Steam Rollers.

Secret Alien Marcy Kane for mine!

To be fair to him, purchasing www.impromptu.com back then actually does make him abbot more impromptu.

I and my girlfriend Ashley Judd will put an end to this.

I say, I say, that was a joke, son.

That shit should not be allowed to fly here.

Let the punishment feta crime.

And then, Thunderdome!

At last, the secret love I and the Taco Bell Chiuahua share is legally recognized.

The administration is so snowflake-sensitive that it would almost be a waste to use master commentists like Hicks or Carlin on him (although why not, go ahead, use the big dead guns).

This is so true. It's not like we're jousting with a criminal mastermind (for some reason AV Club won't let me type the name of Sherlock Holmes's nemesis).

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The Discovery is actually just an abstract concept in the Star Trek Universe.

Like a jpeg being sent over a modem!