"Well, at least the Trump Administration made the blood run on time." — Us, huddling around a scrap wood fire lit to keep the nightwolves away in ten years

One of the saddest ironies of my life was daily applying Fentanyl patches to my elderly mother who was in severe pain from arterial necrosis (her veins had stopped pumping blood to her extremities and her feet began to rot). The patches were so powerful that I had to wear rubber gloves to apply them to Ma's skin. I…

Just a little stuffed talking bull!

If you treat this little bull better I'll be any kind of policy wonk you need!

Looks at my MiniDisc collection

When I was a kid the local Central New York dairy (Byrne Dairy) had weekly special milk flavors. I remember banana and black raspberry which were pretty good. The mint, however, was a crime against nature.

Very Special Episodes have taught me not to trade away my soul to Milhouse.

I would love to see everyone call in sick to this.

Any number more than 6 surprises me.

"C'mon, it was just a joke!" — every bully attempting to justify their reprehensible action, ever

Well, in two years it'll hit #1000, if it continues to publish at its current twice monthly schedule.

Lars von Trier or nothing.

There's actually a Steak 'n' Shake in NYC now, on Broadway just by the Ed Sullivan/David Letterman Theatre. Their menu is streamlined to mainly focus on the burgers and shakes, but it's still pretty awesome.

Either McDonald's has stopped serving that Steak Egg and Bagel sandwich, or they've eliminated it in New York City. I love 'em and can't get them anymore.

No need to be so ruff on him.

I'm wondering what will happen if I do this:

But at least the lawsuit is performed in a beautiful Irish baritone voice.

But you can't claim he didn't sacrifice a lot. He did give up going to Tosche Station for those power converters.

Fox turned into the

You get that thing I sent you?