Man, it's like you're trying to summon a squadron of Whovians.

— Wookieepedia

Replace Lady Gaga with Minions? Sure. Why not. More interesting that way? Must consult internet.

Don't forget the question mark that was in the original title. Casual Sex?

Man, there's nothing stronger for showing solidarity against Trump than squbbling among ourselves, name-calling, claiming superior high ground, and threatening violence on an internet comments board.

Well, now all I'm getting is references and links to this story.

I honestly believe he probably doesn't. I'd guess he has an employee or two who surveys the daily papers and highlights points or talks to him about them.

So he's Snoke!

Oh come on, like we're gonna believe an AV Club Commenter has an imaginary child.

It can be two things.

I am Donald's sense of shame.

Half Onion has appeal.

I've been following that onion since it was tied to my grandfather's belt.

"The upper/lower press hall." !?!

Did anyone mention that this could comedically be mistaken for Jessica Jones yet?

For me too! I remember picking it up when I visited Madison during those days, then I actually subscribed to the paper when I first moved to NYC

Also what I said about that Miami Vice reboot.

Exactly. And it's not only that the egg (wrongly) is saying he knows what Johnny Cash would or wouldn't think, it's the egg saying he knows Johnny Cash better than Johnny Cash's daughter.

"Not a puppet! You're the puppet!"

Everyone's too rightfully modest to list it here, but…