Aww, poor baby. Ladies get what looks like a pair of salad tongs shoved up them annually for “well woman exams.” I got a rod shoved up my cervix to get an IUD and I’d rather stick a needle under my fingernails than feel that pain again, but heaven forbid a dude have to endure a bit of discomfort to avoid unwanted…

You know, it would probably take 5 seconds and wouldn’t even hurt because they numb the area first, right? Maybe you’re just been flippant and I’m taking this way too seriously, but comments like yours about this article are making me roll my eyes so fucking hard. Women have to go through so much poking and prodding…

Given the pain regularly associated with having female anatomy, forgive me if I have zero sympathy for dudes scared of a needle poke.

You’re in luck, then! None of these involves an injection into the penis.

Dad jokes are the BEST.

That’s great. My dad did something along the same lines. When I lived in AL, I was big into the community theatre scene, and just before I moved I was in a production of 1776. For whatever reason, the part of the delegate from NY state wasn’t cast, and the opening night was quickly approaching, so the director asked…

i miss him too?

When I was little, my younger sister and I were in dance and we had a holiday recital called “The Night Before Christmas.” The older brother of one of our fellow dancers had been cast as the part of Santa, who was very important as he was in the background of almost every dance and played the male dancer part in a few…

Every time I hear or read, “Why feminism?” Or, “Is that still needed in this day and age?”, all I can think is do you not read or watch TV or listen to music or go to work or even exist on earth with the rest of the people because that is a stupid ass question and you should go suck a bag of dicks

My parents at their bridal shower (40+ years ago). My Dad is around 23 here. He’s still kind of a tank and the “my dad could beat up your dad” truth still remains. But my motorcycling, long-haired hippy of a father is the badass feminist. Homeschooled myself and my brother while Mom worked full-time (not religious…

This is very mean but once, before he left to go to another parish, he fell while trying to descend the stairs during the processional. He landed on his back and waved his arms in the air like a turtle, yelling HELP ME! HELP! while the organ kept playing. It took like 30 seconds for anybody to help.

nicknamed Sailor Boy

If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

Check your organic privilege.

WHAT?????

“There was always an unsettling feeling in the apartment after we got back. A feeling of..dread. As if some stain was upon us that nothing could remove.

I’d fuck Bryan Cranston no problem

I feel the exact opposite. Never liked Kendra, but I enjoyed the other two. Obviously I also watched too much of that dumb show!

Omg do you remember when they went to England and Kendra said “I don’t know who Parliament is but i flashed him”?

An invitation is not a summons. Nobody is required to go to a party they don’t want to attend.