“mildly appalling sexism.”

I dunno, I’m not a screenwriter... YET.

Don’t. Go shopping!

I thought about not writing this since I didn’t have anything nice to say but then I decided I wanted to have fun instead.

Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!

lol

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

Planned Parenthood loves him and the NRA hates him? Welcome, Senator!

Clinton’s announcement was unsurprisingly smooth

Millihelen was my favorite side blog. I like YouTube makeup videos, but the comments sections are often full of entitled jerks who get mad if someone likes a product they can’t afford or a product that is too cheap for their special snowflake skin.

Related note: I miss Millihelen, and dishing to all my fave makeup people about the best products.

I am a fan of the dewy look/K beauty/Glossier/Milk/etc, but I personally have to draw the line at eye gloss. I feel like if I wore it I would look like I cut out pieces of a Silpat and glued them to my eyelids. Not really even digging it on the model here. But! I do see the merits of eye gloss in the context of making…

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Jane Marie does Deep Cuts on The Toast, only it's called the Friday Bargain Bin. Check it out!

Yes! I was about two paragraphs in when I suddenly thought to myself “I miss Millihelen”. I miss deep cuts in particular.

animal cruelty? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

Ummm...no. I have buttloads more money than I had when I got married and I really think I’d be less inclined to buy a fat diamond now. I'm hoarding my cash for retirement because I'm scared.

“He went to Jared-Walmart...”