Jane marie I miss you so much!!! Tbh I’ve barely visited jezebel at all ever since you and milihelen got booted. You rock don’t ever change.

I looooved this!! It was like having Milihelen back for a few glorious minutes! I hope your skin is looking very smooth and effervescent! Also, I have to recommend sample-selling sites like testerkorea.com - I ordered a box full of samples and Korean skincare products from them back in December for like $50, and I’m…

Lmao yeah sure u did 🙄

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of, tbh. ‘Caucuses’ should be abandoned and replaced nation-wide with regular old polls that you enter all on your lonesome, cast your vote, and leave. All at a time of your choosing, no running or shouting required. The entire idea of the Democratic caucus and caucuses in…

This isn’t necessarily a sex dream but I’m assuming everyone knows frodo from LOTR? (Disclaimer: I have very detailed and cinematic dreams). I had a dream that I had replaced Sam as Frodo’s traveling companion, and we were stuck while climbing up some gigantically useless fucking mountain somewhere. Frodo/Elijah Wood…

honestly literally don’t if the paper towel method is working for you. it feels like you’re peeling off your own flesh when you try to get it off dry. Which like, cool, now I know what that feels like I guess, but I could have happily lived out my life without knowing... y’know?

honestly literally don’t if the paper towel method is working for you. it feels like you’re peeling off your own…

That’s a great idea!! Now I need to pick up some sheet masks & Ill be golden!

That’s a great idea!! Now I need to pick up some sheet masks & Ill be golden!

I bought the Aztec clay mask a few weeks ago & I love it! I was using it a bunch that first week and it was great. My pores were tighter than Superman’s ass cheeks & i noticed a decrease in left over acne marks & new zits. but now that I haven’t used it in about a week and a half its like my skin is going apeshit.…

I bought the Aztec clay mask a few weeks ago & I love it! I was using it a bunch that first week and it was great.…

I love this piece, though tbh I was kinda surprised? I didn’t know this was a controversial thing. My two year old always follows me into the bathroom - we have had many a discussion about pee and poop, wiping front to back, my pubic hair, and naturally menstruation and tampons as well. The only iffy moment was one…

I have a question! My fiance and I have recently stopped contacting and interacting with his mother completely, after she verbally and nearly physically attacked myself and my daughter and kicked us out of her house. (We were just there for dinner, we used to go once or twice a week!) She has always been abusive to my…

Fuck yeah i did. I went to a cheapie salon for a very quick & minor trim to get rid of some split ends, and left with three less inches of hair that is newly dyed ‘dark, for the season!’ Like... What the hell. When the person cutting my hair starts up with the “you would look so good if...” I should just hand them my…

I totally am thinking about doing this with some of my breast milk, ngl! My daughter is almost two now and we’re slowly winding down her dependency on nursing for comfort, much to her chagrin, because my supply is naturally dwindling. Breast feeding has been amazing for me and the beeb. I’m bipolar and have struggled…

Yeeessss amandla go off go off go off I love you!!! Honestly this young woman is amazing. Appropriating 👏 black 👏culture 👏 is 👏 not 👏OK!

V interesting. My own dad was the quintessential dad - very silly, full of jokes, relied a lot on rough housing and physical humor. Now that I’m older we don’t have much of a relationship - as soon as I started having my own opinions, things went down hill. But with my fiance and my own daughter, I’ve noticed much of…

Ngl but I’ll probably buy this bc it will be entertaining as hell both to read & to scandalize people by holding it cover-up in public. Amber Rose is p rich as fuck and we’re all p much not sooooo. She’s funny & cute & badass let a girl live smh everyone reads non-educational books that are purely for entertainment…

Yeah tbh that situation sucks & also u suck for wasting two decades of yours and someone else’s life only to turn around and wife the rebound. I hate that shit. If you’ve been together for three years and don’t see a wedding in. the future, break up. So like, good on you for recognizing your current relationship is…

I have an off topic question: what happens to the women who’s jobs are detrimental to their growing fetus’s safety? Like, I work in a veterinary clinic and often have to lift/wrestle with/hold down huge, aggressive dogs, as well as deal with parasite contaminated urine & feces & draw up vaccinations and handle blood…

That’s what Blake Anderson and his wife Steak named their beeb! Space/astrological signs/colors etc are rly in... I named my daughter Novalee, we call her Nova. NOT after ‘where the heart is’ bc uh Walmart baby?!?!? I luv mars for a baby name but it is already decided that when I pop out another sucka it is either…

You’re a fucking idiot.

Yes, it is that relentless. Though decidedly less glamorous than even this unglamorous insta pic makes it look. It’s also awesome if you’re at a place in your life where you can mentally/emotionally/physically/financially handle it, which rarely ever happens all at once to anyone who’s not rich or famous, so, maybe…