Applying makeup while driving a car is the definition of fucking up.

Applying makeup while driving a car is the definition of fucking up.

UGH she looks so GOOD here. Love the sunglasses, LOVE & AN SUPER JEALOUS OF HOW HER BOOBOOS LOOK IN THAT CROP TOP, and omg have that fucking Dr who was recommending ARM SPANX in the tabloid round up a few days ago feast his eyes on that gun show!!! Her arms will wiggle while she carries her cute baby gd it I loves it…

Ugh whyyyyy must I find all of this out now. I just finally bought her lock-it tattoo foundation after coveting it for weeks, so OF COURSE the day after I drop $40 on her product I find out she's actually The Worst. The antisemitism really surprised me which says more about me than her - apparently I ignorantly think…

I always knew I didn't want kids. They're obnoxious, they're loud, they're sooo much work. People always told me i would change my mind, or that children were the greatest gift, blah blsh blah. Then I got pregnant - and had an abortion. That really kind of changed me because of the emotional situation I was in at the…

If you have suspicions, trust your gut. I'm telling you this out of horrid experience. Use me as your portal to the future so that you don't have to go through the same miserable pain, please 💝 (all you people saying you're always the friend in the situation can all fuck off, I don't even care, I'm bitter).

I am honestly so scared of this happening 😭

Take her cats to a shelter.

Did u marry young hot Obama????

My fiance proposed to me with a moonstone ring on the night of a supermoon last July. We were seeing one of my FAVORITE bands at a barn venue in the middle of the pitch-black country. Before the show he dragged me out to a field that was full of fireflies doing their firefly thang & kneeled down in mud and asked me to…

Ilana's bras are from LF store, which unfortunately has no online store & only has two locations (NYC and Cali). Urban outfitters has some cute dupes but imo they look verrrry fragile for the price ($40 for something that will clearly snap in half the first time I try it on? No thx). Forever 21 has some cheaper and…

This is almost exactly what happened to me. My daughter was born on September 9th (2013), so thankfully I was heavily pregnant through the summer, not the winter. But as soon at mid-October hit when she was newborn, my breasts were in constant, tortuous pain. My nips would turn whiter than printer paper in a matter of…

Well I mean in the early 1900's the leading form of birth control in the US was Lysol, soooo based on that knowledge I'm gonna go ahead and say not A++

All of this is super interesting to me tbh. I wonder if human females will ever be able to so efficiently control their reproductive systems? Obviously we have technology (birth control, abortions) on our side, but let's be real. I'm on the minipill and you have to take that sucker at the SAME EXACT TIME every damn…

Natasha comes across as an extremely intelligent - and surprisingly 'together' individual, given her past difficulties. I'm so extremely glad her partner is willing to support her and I really hope she finds happiness and a bit of closure by expounding everything into her book. I hope her dad faces nothing but…

Read this as 'the problem with proposing on venereal disease...'

You are the literal WORST and you didn't deserve a tip and I hope someone keys your dumb car.

Didn't he both win on & perform 'happy' last year? How long is this going to go on, America? Are we that depressed as a nation that we constantly need someone shouting at us about happiness from our radios and TV screens? Someone give Pharrell a bowl of your highest protein chicken noodle soup plz he looks like he's…

I'm really not impressed with her music/the way her desperation to be current leaves a bad smell in my living room, but omg I am impressed with the fact that HER THIGHS COULD CLEARLY SNAP PHARREL INTO 27 PIECES HOLY SHIT I feel compelled to do squats now

Love the Ferguson showing, but, am I the only one who found his behavior incredibly erratic and thought he looked very sickly??

My first relationship was in high school, and lasted roughly three and a half years. I never would have been interested in him if I hadn't been sexually assaulted a month before he asked me out, and I could tell he was safe in that he wasn't particularly smart or adventurous or ... Anything really. It only lasted that…