I'm bitter cuz my baby didn't win. That 50k looked mighty nice.

Considering the ferociousness with which I pursue the perfect block of smoked cheddar, I can kind of relate.

The only time my acne started clearing up was when i was taking Nuvaring for bc in junior/senior year of high school. It was glorious. My skin was as pale and smooth as porcelain. Then my insurance stopped covering the bc (but still covered old men's Viagra?? What??), and i ended up getting pregnant a few years later.…

See, this is where I'm conflicted. My fiance and I have a sixteen month old daughter, who by the time we get married will probably be six or seven. She's the only baby I think is rad enough to come to my wedding. I just don't like dealing with other people's children. I don't want to spend money to feed and contain a…

In my relationship, tindr would be cheating. So would live sex sites/chat rooms. Anything that requires participation, however minimal. Porn is not cheating. In my opinion, if you're exclusively dating/in a monogamous relationship that doesn't have any pre-agreed upon 'open' arrangement, tindr is definitely cheating.…

I'm genuinely curious, not judging. How exactly does a condom get lost up there? Is it exclusively caused by small dicks? It's never happened to me personally but now I'm vacillating between self high-fiving because of the lack of small dick in my past, and feeling kind of left out.

I thought this was going to be something i could relate to, since every day at my job men take my smiling politeness as a move towards flirtation instead of what it is: my fucking job. But honestly, this was a very gray area post. She used a winky face first. everyone knows what the winky face means. That's universal…

Watch the little baby come out black. And the truth is revealed.

Awee, i had no idea she was pregnant?! Shows how current i am... Anyway, seeing this picture made me miss being a violet-blueberry from willy wonka/fertility goddess hybrid. Pregnancy is of course very physically taxing but for me it was truly one of the most magical and cool times of my life - i hope Hayden feels the…

My house is fifty feet from lake Ontario, and what's great is that the wind is so strong, it blows the snow away before it hits the ground! Now if only i could open the front door without losing an arm and my tear ducts freezing closed...

Unlike most people who commented already, i would gladly wear these in everyday life in order to feel like the fabulous alien princess i was born to be.

Sooo. Can we just set Bill Cosby adrift in the middle of the ocean on a platform of jello and no supplies save for a couple pudding pop sticks and call it a day? Predatory pieces of shit deserve to die without any of their former fame and no recognition for any 'good' they can be interpreted as having done once upon a…

Like... I just don't understand why she offered up another woman's tiddies? If you're gonna start shit on top of eminem's already disgusting shit... At least be boss enough to own it, and your tiddies. But other than that - eminem definitely needs a tiddy to the head. maybe to knock some sense into him?

I personally think it could be a wildly successful idea because it's not like Christmas, where you have to wrack your brain for weeks for gift ideas, and then end up giving poor Aunt Ida and your weird brother in law a $20 candle and a box of the good cookies for the third year in a row. This would be just for you/me!…

she wanted the marriage, yes, but i assume she was under the impression that she would be entering an engagement and subsequently a marriage with a healthy man who wouldn't give her syphilis. fact is that he was in a position of enough power to procure a doctors note saying he was declared free of disease (when he…

As a twenty-year-old who is currently 30 weeks pregnant, has only a weekend job, and is looking for apartments right now ($607 a month for my top choice, and that's pushing it), this article made me feel... yeah, like shit.