Tara broke up with us over Valentine’s :(

Elephants are slow to mature and breed, so they’d be poor candidates for a selective breeding project. Your best hope for a small pet elephant would be if scientists can making cloning reliable and inexpensive, and they get access to the genome of the extinct dwarf elephant. The smallest dwarf elephant species, the…

I can’t even go 4 hours at work without looking like Dolly Parton, and the longest stretch I’ve slept without nursing or pumping so far is maybe 7 hours. I cannot imagine 14 hours.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

Good lord, if I DON’T hear my man fart on a regular basis I worry for his health. Six years is a long time to be squeaking those things out on the DL.

being in the public eye and not being in the public eye are worlds apart...there is nothing anywhere saying that she disparages her kid’s father to the kid’s face. She is trying to protect her kid from the public eye and this pettiness.

“She probably set him [Russell] up. You letting them catch that photo. Leave my son out of all the publicity stunts.”

I’ve been with my partner for six years and I’ve only heard him fart once, by accident, and it was embarrassing for both of us.

on the one hand, my kid’s a hit man. on the other, he says please and thank you and “we don’t kill women and children.”

I have actually restrained 3, 4 and 5 year old children, many times in situations that called for it.

I love when you accidently BARELY touch someone and they give you the most disgusted face like you started the Holocaust.

Yes! and I disagree slightly with Madeline on seat rests. The end people have full seat rests on either side so they should allow the middle person both middle seat rests. I have been on too many flights with a man on either side of me taking both seat rests while I scrunch into the middle, miserable. Lately I have…

I do this too, but I get pissed off that I HAVE to do it. So I will spend the whole flight pressed up against some sweaty stranger hating them the entire time.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

wouldn’t that just be something like this? normally found off brand in the cookie aisle

I think that business press loves stories like these (about young people starting these online sites and being successful- reminds me of Nasty Gal). However, the young founders might have good ideas about what will sell to their target customer, but have no business experience, and don’t have the common sense to find…