You’re right. You’ve stumbled upon the one single error in my meticulously drawn up plan.

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in travel sizes), it doesn’t leave white marks on my clothes or pits, and it works really well even though it’s not an antiperspirant. I use “Wolfthorn” and it smells like candy.

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in…

More importantly, why wasn’t he having that same discussion with the guards?

The title of “best male prisoner who woos female correctional workers” still belongs to that guy in Baltimore who got managed to get four women pregnant in prison.

A couple of interesting things from the NBC article: her lights were off and her car was missing. She was seen in another city and spent the night at a hotel. That sounds like someone who is running away.

I still consider it a dick move to propose during someone else’s wedding, even if the bride said it was okay. It’s quite likely that the bride felt pressured to say yes in order to keep the peace or avoid drama before the wedding.

Wow, a story which wasn’t terribly interesting in the first place just got even more mundane. I was expecting maybe a revenge plot, or a romantic movie comedy of errors.

Did you call her a sick cannibal freak and tell her she would be more at home in a nuclear wasteland dystopia than modern society? That’s what I would have said, and then I would have said “LOL JK” in my response to her and then private messaged all the other people in the Facebook group and been like, “I wasn’t…

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?

After seeing this post / thread, I went skipping off to find my senior yearbook.

I couldn’t find it. It’s at my mother’s house, I’m sure.

But I found my sophomore year yearbook, and while I was flipping through it, my children found me, and I just spent the last hour going through it with them, having to endure their…

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

the first drug to treat low libido in women (in anyone, for that matter—Viagra treats erectile dysfunction, not libido)

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That's where common sense comes in. I would never hesitate to report, or even break a window for a kid or animal in a car on a hot day. But it sounds like this asshole sat, recorded the whole thing, knew she was gone for a matter of minutes, knew what temperature it was outside, and reported her completely after the…

Yes! I'm a raving liberal, and a total lazy ass to boot. But one of the safest things you can do is discipline your child in age appropriate ways so that you can keep them safe. My kids, 4 and 7, know that that is one of the reasons they have to do what their parents tell them, even if it doesn't make sense, even if…

If we're going to go there with leaving kids in cars, then I think it is vastly more important to write a story about "don't do it, don't do it, don't do it" with even owning a gun if you are the parent of a child. An average of 37 children per year die left in cars. Over 3,000 children per year die because of a…

i can't even imagine this woman's pain. but for you to freak out that bad every time your boyfriend leaves seems unhealthy. it makes me worry if you ever have children, how will you deal with that? i couldn't live in that kind of fear. and it's really a lot to put on another person. therapy might help and i'm not…