you are the worst, shelter cat updates are something I look forward to all week. STFU if you cannot say anything nice. 

Mine had a big ass dragon on it behind the kanji, and showed just enough of my belly when I raised my arms to be cool but not against dress code. This meant it was a staple. Mortified.

Just a reminder that if you have a shellfish allergy, you may very well be allergic to crickets and other insects. I live in fear of someone trying to trick me into trying cricket products and going into anaphylaxis. :\ 

HELL YES! I have been extolling the virtues of boxer briefs for women in dresses for years now. Welcome to the comfy thigh club. 

Bought the deep dish cuddler a couple weeks ago, dog won’t leave the dang thing. Definitely her new favorite bed! I got the standard and it could fit a second 10 lb dog in it easily and comfortably.

Bought the deep dish cuddler a couple weeks ago, dog won’t leave the dang thing. Definitely her new favorite bed! I…

As a lady who smokes a lot of weed I am relieved by this advice.

Yeah, everyone knows women’s grotesque forms will never fit into these pants! How dare they include women on an article called “If You’re Going to Lounge, you Need the Right Pants for the Job”, clearly something only a man would read or ever need, since the Handmaid Order passed banning women from sporting trousers.

Yeah, everyone knows women’s grotesque forms will never fit into these pants! How dare they include women on an…

Yo, telling men to “take a Midol” is some sexist bullshit. Not cool.

“A jury of my peers will surely understand”

I broke down and scream-cried at my husband in the car on the way to our small, casual wedding that I had wanted to elope. Any wedding was too much for me. It’s okay not to have a wedding! I really wish we had just runaway for a vacation and marriage instead. It was lovely in the end but it was not worth the stress.

“Prison has healthcare.”

We spent less than 800 on both bands and an engagement ring. No regrets. We have beautiful bands that I feel less signify “ownership” than “two peas in a pod”. They aren’t matching, but share similar visual characteristics. Then again, we’re not exactly a super heteronormative couple, so it’s not like societal…

MAJOR typo “but more than half of the company’s sellers just make $1,000 or more per month” That should be “make 1,000 dollars or LESS” I am almost certain. Most folks LOSE money on these schemes.

Not exactly! Think of it like recommendations for a meal, and they are telling you if it’s a snack, it’s gonna be different. Naps don’t replace a night of sleep, or even a missed a cycle. For instance, a lot of research shows a 10 minute nap is pretty ideal.

International first class typically passes out an overnight kit include slippers, a tooth brush, moisturizer, etc. They are super shit slippers, like dollar store level, but hey, free slippers with your 3k ticket. :D

I’m disabled and short and I lose the feeling in my legs! :( I had no idea it offended people THIS much, I’ve always been a little self conscious about sitting with my legs pulled up, but I have no choice. Now I’m just gonna be extra self conscious.

It’s me! I’m sorry! But I swear I have a reason. I’m quite short, and disabled, and when I sit in non-adjustable chairs, I start to lose all feeling in my legs — unless I pull them up and sit cross legged. I’m not trying to be rude, I just want to be comfortable and not fall on my face when I stand up. I usually try…

Thanks for the tip! I am indeed short, chubby, and heavy on the boobs, and want to cry for a lack of professional work tops that aren’t sacks.

You might want to look into a math learning disorder called Dyscalculia. I am awful at basic arithmetic, but I can wrap my mind around large math concepts. I was a miserable kid in school but as an adult with a computer, I’m usually the “math person” at work. It blows my mind sometimes, but then I had to work 10 times…

lolsob. I was fired from my last job for reporting harassment in a similar vein. I hope she’s not in an at-will employment state. Good luck, last writer.