littlemissmuffet2000
Little Miss Muffet
littlemissmuffet2000

That overnight ecstasy party that Dax was encouraging Kristen to throw seems like an orgy without saying orgy.

I’m not sure a guy who sexually harasses the women around him should be selling Mary Kay, but otherwise I agree with your point.

You’re my Hero for today...even with the “walk across the street” bumble. In fact, that may be exactly what elevated you so highly. Truth and humor!

pretty sure everyone dealing with a baby is crazy.... lack of sleep will do that

McElhone is a hell of an actress (and has survived a lot of personal trauma in recent years), and she is way too good to have to sit there and be talked down to by this shithead. Ugh.

I’m gonna just take a moment to appreciate how happy I am that Matthew Rhys won.  The Americans never got enough love but it’s up there with Breaking Bad as one of my all time favorites.  Anyway, my head always nearly exploded when I’d remember that Matthew Rhys was a Welsh guy who was pretending to be Russian who was

I think she’s an asshole. But I agree with you. Let her do what she wants, maybe it will take some time for her to accept what her husband truly is. 

I’m not shocked that Penn hates #MeToo, but to tell McElhone that she doesn’t know what influenced her own performance? I didn’t realize mind-reading was a special power bestowed on misogynists.

She has a terrible husband, yes, but maybe she loves him.

Oh, I think he’s very worried.

The “other” in question is not only his buddy, but the guy he was with that night. You know, the “alleged” co-attacker. Mark Judge’s writings confirm that:

All I want to say is fuck TMZ. I really wish Jez would omit TMZ from all dirtbags. I know this is difficult, but... fuck TMZ x2.

Take a break from the news, come back to this shit. Totally illegal he says, like something could be sort of illegal. Space Force not working out is kind of making my day though.

2 out of 65

“Judge Kavanaugh is one of the finest people that I’ve ever known,”

Not only has he appeared in all the shows listed above, he also appeared briefly on the Vampire Diaries (and was then killed off) and on Supernatural (and was then killed off) and then also on The Flash (and was then killed off).

I’m so sick of it all. I try so hard to find humor in this family to get through my day but then I remember that it’s not an SNL sketch, it’s real fucking life and I can’t find any humor in their sick ways anymore.

This guy! This guy has a future in stand-up!

when you learn at the feet of your father that a good ice breaker is grabbing a woman by the pussy, then yeah, sexual assault is 100% adorably asking her out.

I seriously need karma to kick in for Junior. I hope Mueller refuses his request to turn himself in and makes him do the perp walk, handcuffs and all. That’s only the beginning of karmic payback. That slimy asshole deserves nothing less.