Little Miss Muffet
littlemissmuffet2000
9/20/18
9:20 PM
31

Was Ethan Hawke up for Will Smith’s part?  I can’t even picture that, I know Ethan was really popular then but you don’t really get ‘military pilot’ vibe from him.

9/20/18
8:45 PM
68

Bizarre and sad is right. If you read the court papers, which appear to be written in her handwriting, she basically blames Bey for everything that’s gone wrong in her life from lost or stolen items to relationship breakups to pet deaths.

9/20/18
8:37 PM
79

I mean OR she’s correct but she still doesn’t have a chance against a powerful witch like Beyonce, so she shouldn’t have tried to sue because it’ll only get worse now.

9/20/18
8:22 PM
98

The Beyonce story reminds me of the time I tried to make a friend in college. She was nice and one day we were at the library on a weekend studying for finals and I tried to get to know her better. When she asked me what I was listening to lately I told her like, Kendrick and Beyonce and some other hip hop group and Read more

9/20/18
8:18 PM
54

Good for Kyle. I’ve been known to use Kelly’s anthems as workout music. Music is an underrated exercise aid. It can really help you power through a tough workout. Read more

9/20/18
5:05 PM
52

“I’m aware of popular culture but I don’t understand it” - YES. jesus fucking christ. Read more

9/20/18
4:58 PM
46

the only appropriate response to this i can come up with right now is a nathan fillion reaction gif parade.

9/20/18
4:49 PM
149

This is for the on-the-go Halloween lover who wants the latest costume that says “I’m aware of popular culture, but don’t understand it.” Last year, she was Sexy Eleven.

9/20/18
4:31 PM
16

Haven’t watch TATBILB yet, but it seemed like the conversation went from “wow, so happy a non-white girl is starring in a teen movie” to “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HOTTIE?!?!?!” fairly quickly. Like no matter how much we evolve as humans, we’re always going to be hella thirsty 24/7. Read more

9/20/18
4:27 PM
48

Can I just say that as a 35 year old woman, I’ve started feeling really creepy thinking anyone under the age of say, 28ish is “hot”. I don’t know how J-Lo and Madonna do it.

9/20/18
12:43 PM
122

I also don’t find the Slate piece so compelling, but more importantly, when we say “impressive intelligence,” I more mean “surprising intelligence based on our expectations of a mollusk and of however we judge animal intelligence.” It’s hard to judge another species so dramatically different from us, regardless. Maybe Read more

9/20/18
12:25 PM
54

That makes it better, not only did they pull off a good prank but they scammed their way into $25,000 by pivoting to diversity.

9/20/18
11:56 AM
97

Victimless pranks like this are the best kind of prank. Unlike that dude rubbing fruit on his ass in a grocery store for a YouTube prank.

9/20/18
10:58 AM
38

They have no intention of listening to anything. They intend to attack her like a pack of rabid dogs when/if she appears. If they feel good about themselves when it’s all over, it will be because they’ve “won.”

9/20/18
10:39 AM
45

But but they want her to be heard... so they can call her a liar and dismiss her claims and feel good about themselves for “listening”. Read more

9/20/18
10:22 AM
93

I told my boss yesterday that I just knew they’re going to find a way to screw this up even WORSE than the way they treated Anita Hill. Twenty-five goddamn years later and things have only gotten worse.