Little Miss Muffet
littlemissmuffet2000
Sep 20 2018
31

Was Ethan Hawke up for Will Smith’s part?  I can’t even picture that, I know Ethan was really popular then but you don’t really get ‘military pilot’ vibe from him.

Sep 20 2018
68

Bizarre and sad is right. If you read the court papers, which appear to be written in her handwriting, she basically blames Bey for everything that’s gone wrong in her life from lost or stolen items to relationship breakups to pet deaths.

Sep 20 2018
79

I mean OR she’s correct but she still doesn’t have a chance against a powerful witch like Beyonce, so she shouldn’t have tried to sue because it’ll only get worse now.

Sep 20 2018
98

The Beyonce story reminds me of the time I tried to make a friend in college. She was nice and one day we were at the library on a weekend studying for finals and I tried to get to know her better. When she asked me what I was listening to lately I told her like, Kendrick and Beyonce and some other hip hop group and Read more

Sep 20 2018
54

Good for Kyle. I’ve been known to use Kelly’s anthems as workout music. Music is an underrated exercise aid. It can really help you power through a tough workout. Read more

Sep 20 2018
46

the only appropriate response to this i can come up with right now is a nathan fillion reaction gif parade.

Sep 20 2018
149

This is for the on-the-go Halloween lover who wants the latest costume that says “I’m aware of popular culture, but don’t understand it.” Last year, she was Sexy Eleven.

Sep 20 2018
16

Haven’t watch TATBILB yet, but it seemed like the conversation went from “wow, so happy a non-white girl is starring in a teen movie” to “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HOTTIE?!?!?!” fairly quickly. Like no matter how much we evolve as humans, we’re always going to be hella thirsty 24/7. Read more

Sep 20 2018
48

Can I just say that as a 35 year old woman, I’ve started feeling really creepy thinking anyone under the age of say, 28ish is “hot”. I don’t know how J-Lo and Madonna do it.

Sep 20 2018
122

I also don’t find the Slate piece so compelling, but more importantly, when we say “impressive intelligence,” I more mean “surprising intelligence based on our expectations of a mollusk and of however we judge animal intelligence.” It’s hard to judge another species so dramatically different from us, regardless. Maybe Read more

Sep 20 2018
54

That makes it better, not only did they pull off a good prank but they scammed their way into $25,000 by pivoting to diversity.

Sep 20 2018
97

Victimless pranks like this are the best kind of prank. Unlike that dude rubbing fruit on his ass in a grocery store for a YouTube prank.

Sep 20 2018
38

They have no intention of listening to anything. They intend to attack her like a pack of rabid dogs when/if she appears. If they feel good about themselves when it’s all over, it will be because they’ve “won.”

Sep 20 2018
45

But but they want her to be heard... so they can call her a liar and dismiss her claims and feel good about themselves for “listening”. Read more

Sep 20 2018
93

I told my boss yesterday that I just knew they’re going to find a way to screw this up even WORSE than the way they treated Anita Hill. Twenty-five goddamn years later and things have only gotten worse.