Little Miss Muffet
littlemissmuffet2000
Sep 20 2018
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AND inadvertently actually forced McDonalds to come up with a diversity-focused marketing campaign. 

Sep 20 2018
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I normally love spoilers and have been actively avoiding them because I want to see this movie in the theater. I’m glad to hear that people are liking it. 

Sep 20 2018
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FYI, here’s the DA’s publicly-available contact info if you’d like to let his office know what you think about how they handled the case. Read more

Sep 19 2018
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You think he fathered a child that she can’t prove exists? He already admitted to the sex, there’s nothing to cover up there. 

Sep 19 2018
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I get why Flake and others don’t want to vote against Kavanaugh-- but they also have to know that putting someone on the Supreme Court who believes that the president is above the law will be disastrous for this country. Merrick Garland was torpedoed for political reasons. Kavanaugh needs to be torpedoed for the sake Read more

Sep 19 2018
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We no longer live in a time when optics mean anything. As long as no one kneels, they’re fine with their voters.

Sep 19 2018
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Debbie Downer here. I assume if they are ready to hold the vote, they believe that they have the votes to confirm him?

Sep 19 2018
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Do I think he was set up? No. Do I think he was caught because he’s on the government’s radar? Yes. 

Sep 19 2018
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Why on earth did they wait so long to transfer patients? And why on earth did no one consider the very real and obvious risk of chaining someone inside a van while driving through flooded roads?

Sep 19 2018
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I lay on the floor and make snoring sounds. They come over and flop on top of me. I act surprised, giggles ensue.

Sep 19 2018
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#Notadoctor but I think that more stitches means a cleaner (less visible) scar. So for a celebrity’s face, it would make sense to get as many stitches as possible. 

Sep 19 2018
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Is it weird that I encourage my kids to play a game where they tackle me while I pretend to sleep on the floor? I’m training them in case I ever get severely injured or sick. BC otherwise they would totes just play Legos while I lay unconscious.

Sep 19 2018
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....And that the very people who attack those who rely on social services would never consider an hourly job to make ends meet? Yup. 

Sep 19 2018
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“When I heard that, I called my agents, and I was like, ‘It’s me! Guaranteed. 100 percent it’s me. It’s a plot they’ve been trying to kill me for years, now’s their chance. They hate me.’ I was, like, crying... Read more

Sep 18 2018
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So Wilbur Ross is totally going to be held accountable for lying to Congress, right?

So Wilbur Ross is totally going to be held accountable for lying to Congress, right?