AND inadvertently actually forced McDonalds to come up with a diversity-focused marketing campaign. 

In that case, who are our (age-appropriate) replacements? Bonus points for photos. 

I normally love spoilers and have been actively avoiding them because I want to see this movie in the theater. I’m glad to hear that people are liking it. 

FYI, here’s the DA’s publicly-available contact info if you’d like to let his office know what you think about how they handled the case.

This man needed her to believe she would die in order to get off.

10/10 would watch

You think he fathered a child that she can’t prove exists? He already admitted to the sex, there’s nothing to cover up there. 

I get why Flake and others don’t want to vote against Kavanaugh-- but they also have to know that putting someone on the Supreme Court who believes that the president is above the law will be disastrous for this country. Merrick Garland was torpedoed for political reasons. Kavanaugh needs to be torpedoed for the sake…

We no longer live in a time when optics mean anything. As long as no one kneels, they’re fine with their voters.

Flake is retiring -- he should make his vote count. But he won’t. 

Debbie Downer here. I assume if they are ready to hold the vote, they believe that they have the votes to confirm him?

Do I think he was set up? No. Do I think he was caught because he’s on the government’s radar? Yes. 

Why on earth did they wait so long to transfer patients? And why on earth did no one consider the very real and obvious risk of chaining someone inside a van while driving through flooded roads?

I lay on the floor and make snoring sounds. They come over and flop on top of me. I act surprised, giggles ensue.

#Notadoctor but I think that more stitches means a cleaner (less visible) scar. So for a celebrity’s face, it would make sense to get as many stitches as possible. 

She gets me. 

Is it weird that I encourage my kids to play a game where they tackle me while I pretend to sleep on the floor? I’m training them in case I ever get severely injured or sick. BC otherwise they would totes just play Legos while I lay unconscious.

....And that the very people who attack those who rely on social services would never consider an hourly job to make ends meet? Yup. 

“When I heard that, I called my agents, and I was like, ‘It’s me! Guaranteed. 100 percent it’s me. It’s a plot they’ve been trying to kill me for years, now’s their chance. They hate me.’ I was, like, crying...”

So Wilbur Ross is totally going to be held accountable for lying to Congress, right?

So Wilbur Ross is totally going to be held accountable for lying to Congress, right?