This is also what a stupid person thinks vegetarian food looks like.

Jack in the Box was date #2. He looked worse for date #1. 

Those photos are so clear, I have to assume this is a paparazzi set-up. I assume Shookus dumped him and he’s showing the world he’s fine by doing photo ops with a playmate?

My friend dated a man with a tattoo of Helen Hunt. 

Exactly. Or being super-explicit with requests. Like, when I say buy toilet paper I mean buy more than six rolls of toilet paper. 

What a year! On the upside, at least you’re not feeling really lonely while still married to an emotionally abusive partner. This year has sucked but it is getting better.

Not a lawyer but... Best advice I can give you is that every individual is so busy freaking out about their own fears and insecurities that they are not at all concerned about you or your age. Law school sounds awful and that awfulness seems to bring people together, regardless of age. 

It took me a long time to realize that my husband just didn’t see the amount of work that needed to be done for our children. It’s not that he saw it and ignored it, it just never occurred to him that, say, you need to change the sheets in the crib.

She also literally says that she has yet to use it. 

Being a workaholic is not an admirable trait. CEOs who can’t delegate and who can’t balance responsibilities cannot be successful in the long-run. He clearly isn’t taking the advice of those around him, which is another example of why he’s good at starting businesses but not good at running them well. 

SO good! But that’s why it gutted me every time they, well, gutted someone. 

All of this yes. Especially the part about Pushing Daisies. Also Better Off Ted and Veronica Mars (not the crappy seasons, but the good season). 

Like when I told a coworker we couldn’t date because I don’t want to complicate our workplace relationship.

It’s not like they’re doing it for fun. It sucks to have flights canceled, especially when bad weather in Vermont somehow means you can’t fly out of LA. But the airline industry isn’t exactly raking in the cash, they don’t want to spend their time rerouting flights and rebooking angry customers either.

This yes. 

I hope every flight you’re on for the next six months gets canceled. 

Given how awful she is to her fans, I’m not at all surprised to hear that she’s even worse to her coworkers. 

I binge-watched Spooks until they basically murdered every character I cared about (or destroyed their personal relationships and then murdered them, etc.). It is not a show to binge-watch. 

This feels like a real-life version of the movie Twins, where Zendaya is the twin that got the looks and the strength and Bella is Danny Devito.