Exactly! As a kid, she seems awful and he’s the best. And then as an adult you realize that she should have left him even sooner. 

Plus she gives awful head, I can assume. 

Def don’t rewatch Mrs. Doubtfire. You just feel bad for Sally Fields for hours. Except for the part where she gets to be with Pierce Brosnan. 

I know this was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek but literally every single one of these ideas would be a huge success. 

What is a Bella Thorne and why is it a thing?

I wonder if the next president would do the same-- pardon Trump and his people to avoid a protracted trial? I feel like the left/center would never accept that though. 

Not probably. Definitely. 

Legal question: I understand that it’s up for debate whether the president can be held legally responsible for breaking the law while in office, but once he leaves office is he fair game? 

I can’t stand Omarosa but the enemy of my enemy... So far though, it doesn’t seem like she has anything juicy. 

I am, but I am in desperate need for anything that allows me to escape from reality for any amount of time. 

You’re forgiven because you’re Canadian and I assume I’ll need a sponsor when I try to move there once WW3 starts. I was referencing Fallon, but that was the joke-- that it’s possible to be an entertainer without humanizing racist garbage and helping them on their way to the presidency. 

Yup. That’s the point. 

You mean Kimmel didn’t just giggle and tousle his hair, and then sing a duet with Justin Timberlake? It’s almost like you can be entertaining AND hold people accountable. 

I think both are correct. I think her lawyer made a point of calling him out for not paying child support to sway public opinion AND he hasn’t paid child support. (Paying bills he was paying before and “lending” her money to buy a house is not the same as child support.)

It’s possible to find a gay woman who can also act. That said, there are a ton of straight people who can’t act on the CW as well, so at least they are consistent. 

Guys, I think I just fell in love with Kathleen Turner. 

lol, that’s fair! But I hope she starts saving some money so she’s prepared to be financially independent and single after the next election. 

Why... why would you talk her out of it? 

I’m looking forward to his turn on Dancing With the Stars, where he will unironically perform to “Springtime for Hitler.”

Ugh, what a bummer. If this is new behavior, hopefully it’s just a terrible phase and she’ll come around. You don’t need to spend any of your time and energy dealing with that though.