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Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/15/17

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lol. Actually, it’s Linda that’s in HR.

What grocery store do you shop at? Asking for a friend.

Agreed. That’s how I feel about Benicio Del Toro.

The organ harvesting is one of his side businesses because he likes to diversify. I’m sure sex trafficking was the goal.

Somebody is getting low-key revenge on Megyn Kelly by having got themselves assigned to wardrobe and making this woman look ridiculous on television every day. It’s savagely cunning, because the clothes aren’t outright clownish, they are just bad enough to be terrible on her, in this context. Like, they’d probably be

I honestly think that a good publicist can get Bobby as a guest purely on the fact that he’s the writer of Megan Kelly Today, Today.

How long do we think she has before she starts booking Wildlife Rescue with Adorable Baby Tigers or Guy Whose Dog Does Some Weird Trick? Both would improve her show substantially, at least going by the recaps.

Wait, an organ harvester? I am not believing that, at all. To the extent organ harvesting exists, there are presumably easier people to target than white teenage girls living in other countries.

Bobby Finger decided to write a book on some bullshit so he can be a guest on Megyn Kelly Today

  • Megyn Kelly said, “I know you play a jaded journalist...”

True story= you can be both ugly and sexy. However, Blake is neither. So.

They had the real winner in the magazine.

I think he looks fine and would probably be a decent looking Average Joe if you saw him on the street. Let’s not get all “omg he’s a hideous fat ogre” on him, but at the same time i agree let’s not romanticize average.

Oh wow, there is a lot going on there...

that human koozie Blake Shelton

Blake Shelton is like the human equivalent of a Crescent roll. There is nothing remotely hot about him.

Considering he started out like this, we all have a chance.

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Because Blake Shelton can’t win with me: