Ask my Canadian girlfriend and she’ll prove it!

Jordan Peele’s tweet about this is full of win:

I bet that’s why he wrote this tweet. Someone told him there is a good chance Kaepernick will get the cover so he want’s to make his supporters think it’s only because he turned it down.

Things I, MadPiglet, have turned down because “is probably no good:”

Remember when he criticized Obama for playing too much golf, saying if he were President, he wouldn’t have time for golfing? Good times.

The fact the it’s mostly Muslims who are being targeted and killed by ISIS seems to go over the heads of most folks in that particular group.

Almost as compelling as the fact that Sufi Muslims were the victims...

And a wall between us and Mexico has zero effect on Egyptian security.

Hey guys! I totally turned down being Time Person of the Year too. I had a scheduling conflict, Disney on Ice would be in town the same week as the photo shoot.

He already has fake Time covers of him all over his golf clubs

Oh, if only Time named Kaepernick for the cover after this. Or Carmen Yulin Cruz.

I was thinking about how something like this would be treated in any other administration.

And also it was 200 Muslims that died.

It’s like he swallowed the entire DSM.

I feel compelled to point out that Egypt is not on the list of countries in the travel ban.....

Don’t worry, he’ll launch his own magazine, so that he can name himself Person of the Year every month. It will be called THIRST. Look for it on newsstands nowhere (we all know that motherfucker can’t read anyway).

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

After Turkey call I will be heading over to Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, to play golf (quickly) with Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson.

There is something seriously wrong with this man, and anyone who won’t admit it is not to be trusted.

I’m a lapsed Catholic so the “signs from heaven” thing always gives me the eyeballs, but several years ago at a concert, it came close. We were doing several choral pieces for Christmas, including the Magnificat, when some guy from the cathedral’s homeless shelter wandered into the church, looking for a seat. The…