He murdered a woman but only spent four years in prison. That is twisted.
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth
If a person can’t tell the difference between sexual harassment and asking someone out, that’s a significant problem.
And she was a brunette, as can clearly be seen in this, um, disquieting photo from her youth. Incidentally, so was her father - before his hair got hepatitis.
It’s hilarious that she’s led such a sheltered and pampered life that she can’t even conjure up a believable lie about an afternoon of preteen quasi-defiance.
she was shocked to discover that Taco Bell does not serve wine
Because of course that’s the most important thing to worry about.
flannel and ripped corduroy =/= “punk”
More like this story is full of A-holes.
There was a quote that I read from Ivana’s book that read something to the effect that she was shocked to discover that Taco Bell does not serve wine. Considering this, I highly, highly doubt that Ivana has ever purchased boxed hair dye.
she “dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn’t a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond.”
Right? Ivana would have drug her ass down to Vidal Sassoon or some shit, not bought her $5.99 cheapo Nice and Easy blonde #14.
EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.
making the staff buy lemonade from your stand = little punk
I am still stuck on “ripped corduroy”
immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy.
“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk
Back to blonde...
If no one who was not a blood relative or their employee saw you go through your rebellious phase, you didn’t go through a rebellious phase.