I actually really related to Nicole during that segment. Being rushed when cooking someone new is no fun. I feel stressed when even watching segments like that (watching pros go at it is different).

That Buzzfeed article also manages to refer to the risotto balls as “meatballs” and the focaccia as “pizza”. I’m honestly not sure whether “a chef” is intentional shade or the author of the piece is just 14.

Ahem. It’s LESIBAN SHITASSES TO YOU!!

I almost envy you now, because you get to go back and discover the Shade Court archives and boy are you in for a treat.

Daaaang idk if it’s shade but I’m sure it’s intentional. Good catch

I’m sure everyone on Gizmodo is v proud of you for this. Good job.

If your post includes “not that you need the opinion of some internet dude” you probably just shouldn’t.

Also:

“In case it’s not clear, ‘A Chef’ refers to Giada.”

Any one who wants that should get a several month suspension from life.

So you thought she posted the same exact article every week? That would be...odd. Also, in case your to-go cup coffee lid doesn’t specify, your coffee is hot.

She wants to bang the biebs???

Kara, maybe you could add something on the main page to differentiate each post...like maybe a short description of each post or even a time stamp? Just an idea :) :)

That’s the greatest tooth to cleavage ratio I have seen in a pic of Giada.

You are someone with a smiley donut as an avatar, so I’m inclined to think you are someone of great good taste and excellent judgment. Which is why I was afraid the Honorable Kara Brown might take your advice under consideration and alter the Shady Baby Kara header, which would hurt me in my innermost soul.

How bout a picture where you are smiling?

Hahahaha! I actually recognized the digs more reading them. When watching I thought Nic was really interested in learning the recipe if not annoyed at the rushed segment. Cooking segments NEVER NEVER have enough time on any talk show ever. Why do talk shows never learn? It gives me anxiety just watching them.

What it lacks in flash, it makes up for by being rather unimpeachable.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.

I came here to completely agree the biggest shade thrower was buzzfeed calling her “a chef”. When I clicked on the link and saw it was Giada I burst out laughing. #TeamNicole on this one though