The only thing more pathetic than adults having their lives changed by “50 Shades of Grey” is adults having their lives changed by “Atlas Shrugged.”

Fifty Shades of Dyed Blonde

This will be followed by a television series about a group of twentysomethings who saw this movie about a group of women reading a book and were inspired.

Warning!

Charles and Camilla did a royal visit to my city (not in the UK) and Camilla apparently spent a good amount of time talking to and showing interest in the lives of women at a local domestic abuse shelter. I found this out via word-of-mouth, as the visit was not a photo-op (for obvious reasons), and therefore not…

She’s essentally been going to other people’s weddings, 3 or 4 times a day, for 60 years.

No, Philip would never have been king. (If, say, Elizabeth had a serious health emergency that incapacitated her or killed her after Charles was born but before Charles reached majority, Philip probably would have been named Regent for the minor, but that wasn’t certain and never happened. And it may have been…

To be fair, the top tier royals (The Queen, Philip, and especially Anne) have longer work weeks than 99% of the Western world.

Philip is the consort of the Queen, and not in line for the throne. When Elizabeth passes, Charles is still next in line as her first-born. If he abdicates or dies, the crown goes to his first-born, William, with Prince George next on deck. Harry was second behind William, but got bumped down when William and Kate…

No.

Lol but he’s not british?

Willikers was the judge’s married name. She went back to plain old Golly Gee after the divorce

Can’t wait to be so old and famous that there’s a headline to announce that I’m not dead.

And yet everyone covers the exact same stories all damn day over and over again. Down with the 24-hour news cycle! A failed experiment imho.

You think she’s got other plans? Some secret agent waiting in the wings, perhaps?

Can anyone confirm that Prince Albert is still in a can?

Yes... But this one is Greek

“So ends the era of England’s snarky grandfather...”

The news cycle is just too damn fast now. Everyone wants to be “FIRST!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!” and can’t be arsed to wait around for ACTUAL NON-ALTERNATIVE FACTS.

That line about economy class being ghastly is 100% true.