yup

wow you really can find a stock photo of just about anything can’t you.

It only leaves elebenty bajillioin.

Kim Kardashian lost “100,000" Instagram followers

This tweet made me cackle:

People attending the Ja Rule-organized event have complained of a lack of food, while headliner Blink-182 has pulled out.

so he didn’t flee- he just killed someone while driving drunk. got it. thanks for the clarification

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

a/s/l?

I am also familiar with the “slacks” you speak of. But in my day, AOL was folded notes with the spiral notebook tear offs still attached passed between friends to get to their proper destination. Holy fuck I am old.

I spent hours! Literal hours scouring the lyric booklet of the Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness to find the perfect AOL handle!

You kids and your Tweeters and Instaspams and Fumblers and Book of Many Faces. I my day we AOL instant messaged like the good Lord intended, I’ll tell you what. Why, we’d have to be at our desktop CPUs and sit for hours to LOL and BRB ourselves into oblivion.

I’m in awe of her. We’re apparently at the same point in our respective pregnancies; she was winning a grand slam while I was only getting off the couch to run to the bathroom and dry heave

Bobby, even though you don’t sport, I can assure you: Serena is honestly probably the greatest athlete of our time. You don’t win a major tennis tournament when you’re pregnant unless you’re in literally perfect shape 

Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero, and whoever thought she was at some point fully ignored the fact that her transition was only in gender, not really an evolution of thought.

I mean god forbid a “plus size” model wears form-fitting clothes. What will they think of next!!!111!1

Good for Caitlyn

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

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