At the Cambridges’ wedding, Pippa was Kate’s maid of honour, and was in effect her sole adult bridesmaid.

Some do, some have a maid of honour as the only adult female attendant. To go to William and Kate again as an example, Pippa was the maid of honour; the bridesmaids ranged in age from 3-10. William had Harry as best man, and there don’t seem to have been any ushers. The male child attendants are pages, not ring…

In British weddings a lot of the bridesmaids are children. Doesn’t matter is you’re an adult or a child, you’re a bridesmaid. If you’re married I think you’re technically a matron of honour. And page boys are pretty unusual unless you’re reeeaaallly posh. My 9yo daughter and I were bridesmaids in a friend’s wedding…

Bridesmaids at dead posh traditional British weddings are children. They basically ARE flower girls. EG, here are the Cambridges with the bridesmaids and pages at their wedding:

All Kate would have to do is get papped the day before in a loose coat with a hand on her stomach, and BOOM! Pippa who?

Cackling at the thought of Kate thinking “I’ll see your arse and raise you a baby bump”.

Wait - they’re making the baby a bridesmaid? That’s weird, isn’t it? Shouldn’t she be like, an honorary flower girl or something?

That’s the thing about kids; you never know. The one who screamed every time you tried to practice might parade down the aisle like an angel and the one who was super excited about it and tried to wear their wedding outfit every day for a month may just refuse to put it on the day of.

Monarchy 4 life. 10/10, would accept.

Or she’ll announce she’s pregnant with twins!

Kate should show up in a tiara. Casually.

I will take king George now at his age, anytime over Trump

That is easy - the royal.

AND he received President Barak Obama in his pajamas. Cheeky one, that Georgie.

maybe he can set the record straight on whose reality tv is the dodgiest.

I want to believe this story is true because I’m evil.

I would be willing to rejoin the British Empire just to have him rule us with an iron fist. We obviously can’t do democracy right, anyway.

The tantrum will be thrown by the sibling with the adorable resting bitch face. (I hate all babies except him.)

Did you guys hear the rumor that Pippa is banning Meghan Markle? She doesn’t want anyone stealing the show on her day, like she did to Kate with her Spanx covered butt.