Let’s reminisce by looking at a photo of Ms. Kardashian-West from 2006.

Not being a sporto, I have found it confusing that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t the one called A-Rod. He’s got one more A in his name, and “Alex” doesn’t even start with a long A sound. It’s like the J-Law monniker, which always seemed to be more appropriate for Jude Law than Jenifer Lawrence.

See also: 16-year-old girls getting lip fillers.

I’d probably pay to see a comedy about somebody (probably played by Jonah Hill, Keegan-Michael Key, or T.J. Miller) sent back in time to stop Ray J and Kim from making their sex tape to save the world from a future of Donald Trump. It would no doubt be more entertaining than another Transformers movie.

and Trump might never become a president.

She was only a Democrat because it was convenient when she was living as a young cosmopolitan.

I know that this is such an absolutely minuscule thing but it made me furious to see her strike a pose at the African American Museum when Trump spoke there. Again, it’s tiny, but she walks in, stops, pivots, and kicks out her leg ala Angelina Jolie at the Oscars. For fucks sake Ivanka! You’re at a museum about the…

Is that your take-away from this?

“Look, I get it, people are comforted by the thought of a progressive feminist in the White House,” says Bee, “To which I say, if you wanted that, you should have voted for it.”

Other than Tiffany and Baron who I don’t really blame for any of it (one because they don’t seem to be close to the Trump family and the other because he is 10) it just rotates for me to whoever I read about doing something horrible last.

Ivanka has never been for us. Honestly, she says the right things but she doesn’t do anything that doesn’t benefit her other family. I believe out of everyone in her family she is the smartest one and to look out for her. All of the men in her family are idiots and I include her husband in that.

Helen who didn’t think her husband would get deported.

My guess would be a fair number of the white women who were put off by trump but voted for him anyway. You know, the ones who said during the election that ‘he can’t be all bad, look at the classy daughter he raised’

The 53% of white women who voted for Trump?

Honestly I never can quite tell which member of this family I hate the most.

who the hell is counting on ivanka?

I thought the new FLOTUS’s portrait looked like those 9th grade laser background portraits, complete with the digital retouch.

that portrait is still fucking me up. how is that real

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

She is a bright light of class, intelligence, beauty and warmth. Now our so called Flotus won’t come out of her gilded tower and her official portrait resembles a Glamour Shots airbrushed icicle.