A fungal flight attendant would be the worst case scenario.

As opposed to a bacterial flight attendant.

Does there also come a time in a man’s life when makeup is needed? Or is it okay for them not to have unhidden blotchy skin, lighter lashes and brows, and paler lips?

“wide-hipped”

Why did they and you mention that he has wide hips?

The thing is, the beauty standard isn’t really “women must wear makeup” so much as “women should look beautiful but also like they put absolutely no effort into looking beautiful.” So when a woman presents herself as having put no effort into making her face look a certain way while actually putting on makeup to make…

Brow powder, sunless tanner to warm up your cheeks (bronzer, basically in this situation), and poreless face definer mattifier are all make up to me.

Here is the list of makeup I wear:

Yes, it does. “No makeup look” means wearing makeup while trying to not have it be obvious, which is what she is doing. No makeup means no damned makeup. Words mean things.

She said she wasn’t wearing makeup. She’s wearing makeup. To you... who wears makeup a lot, it’s not makeup. To me, who doesn’t... it’s makeup.

That is still a significant amount of effort. I fully support Alicia on this, but as someone with acne scars, under eye hyper pigmentation, and sparse and nearly invisible eyebrows, it’s important to note the effort. Is putting a clear mattifyer significantly different than my tinted moisturizer with an spf? No. I…

Seriously? She is having someone glue individual eyebrows on her and you consider that nothing? I have no idea if she has amazing skin because that is way more than I have ever spent or had done on my face in my entire life. (Also, that “mattifier” is foundation with a fancy name, cone the fuck on).

Just because they’re named differently doesn’t mean they’re not make-up. They translate as eyebrow and eyelash color, blush or bronzer, and foundation. That’s what I put on when I put on make-up. Don’t put on the amount of make-up that many women put on when they’re going on a date and then claim you’re going…

To me, someone who genuinely does not wear makeup unless it’s a special occasion and even then it’s masacara, eye liner, shadow (two shades max and barely blended), and lipstick (no foundation or anything), it’s makeup. The instant you have to use a beauty blender or sponge or brush or whatever... it’s makeup.

But she’s not deliberately NOT wearing make up. She deliberately PRETENDING not to wear make up while she’s actually wearing make up to bring into focus the unrealistic expectations being placed on a woman’s appearance while creating another level of the already existing deception by trying to pass off a face with…

I kind of don’t care, but I do think it’s frustrating for someone to make a huge deal out of not wearing any make-up but then wear “some” anyway. Why the “some”? And why not just say you are wearing some? Because if the point is to encourage ladies to feel comfortable being make-up free, and you aren’t comfortable…

That’s like the people that hire an interior designer to give their house a “lived in/rustic” look. She looks great, and she is clearly going for that “no effort” look with the makeup and hair, but in reality is spending a significant amount of effort to cultivate just the right amount of “no effort” in her look. I…

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

Whose got two thumbs and an invite lost in the mail?

Xenu’s blessing has done well for him.