I got arrested once (don’t worry about it) and the booking officer entered my name completely wrong. As in, a completely different last name.
Those guys are fucking legal geniuses.
No. No it isn’t. That’s some sovereign citizen bullshit. These are the same people who think that if there’s fringe on the flag in the courtroom, it doesn’t have jurisdiction. There isn’t a magic formula to get out of trouble with the law.
This is the best teen urban legend I have never heard until now 😂
16yo gas station attendant in Michigan is the same person that gave me that hot tip about the police report!
This feels like a teenage conspiracy theory, like when my ex-boyfriend told me the FBI taps white lighters and that’s why you shouldn’t buy them. (Brah, why do you think the FBI gives a fuuuuck what you’re doing? You’re a 16-year-old gas station attendant in Michigan.)
If you read everything Val Kilmer wrote like it came from a drunken Jim Morrison, it makes a lot more sense.
Kilmer sounds like that creepy guy at the office who you don’t know if they enjoy making you feel gross or if they think they are being charming.
I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.
Man, I would be pissed if my divorce lawyer screwed up something so basic. On the other hand, a simple amendment to the pleadings would fix the issue, so I’m leaning towards the issue being that he can’t appear at divorce hearings while he’s in prison. I guess?
“pumped the breaks [on the matter] after Nida’s last name was misspelled on documents.”
So what I’m hearing is that Cate Blanchett hacked into Val Kilmer’s twitter account.
Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.
Agree. Also, they’re so worried about the pass riders making them look bad, but this makes them look so much worse.
United offers less leg room than almost any other major carrier. If they don’t want people wearing leggings, maybe give them enough room to sit comfortably in more-formal clothes?
Why are children in leggings a problem?
Dad was allowed on with cargo shorts.
Imagine if this had been mentioned several times in the article you skimmed. Just imagine!