“Apparently there exists a sex tape of Mischa Barton somewhere out there. It’s being shopped around to various pornography operations.”

how is a news anchor this good at hype

Please do. There’s no shame in it.

My head knows it’s bullshit, but my heart hopes there’s something there.

My head knows it’s bullshit, but my heart hopes there’s something there.

I’m literally shaking. There’s either not much there or I’m worried for her safety.

I hope this was the first and last time you’ve done that. If not, get help soon. Seriously.

excitement level for Maddow: too damn high

If you’ve been wondering what Ben Affleck’s been up to these days, here is your answer. Rehab. He was in rehab

He also cheated on Kat Von D when he was engaged to her. Kat Von D is 35 now, and Jesse James is 47...so 12 years older is ok if it’s him that’s older.

Usually a man’s daughters, sisters and mothers are exempt from the stud/slut dichotomy. But agreed re: douchenozzle.

I’ve always liked Sandra Bullock but I kinda side-eyed her for marrying this guy. Not because he’s a cheating cheater, obviously that is 100% his fault, but because he’s a white supremacist.

I’d forgotten he existed. It was nice.

He looks like he smells like vomit and an old wet ashtray.

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

I love how dudes who do fucked up shit manage to always play the victim card “Everyone was soooo maaaaad at me it made me feeeeel so baaaaaaad life is sooo haaaaaard.” I mean dude, fuck you. You were the architect of your own misery.

So he is currently 47, married to a 39 year old, and that’s fine for him, but somehow 20 to 30 isn’t ok? I’m thinking it’s not an age thing, it’s a women needs to be younger (and everything that comes with that) thing. Fuck this guy!

Didn’t he also have a spectacularly large cheating scandal with Kat Von D, his girlfriend post-Bullock? Like, yes, cheating does happen sometimes and both men and women do it. But if you are serially cheating on the women in your life, and putting more effort into building lavish killing machines (which, who knew…

Jesse James and Mel Gibson can go jerk each other off while staring unblinkingly in each other’s eyes while asking each other: “Don’t you think we’ve paid the appropriate price and our abominable behavior should never be spoken of again?”