“a skirt that’s all ham”

Been done already.

I giggled at “tactical webbing” for some reason, but then I read the last one as “a skirt that’s all ham” and now I just...

My aunt once ended up with panties that were only a waistband, after doing her nails while wearing nylon panties and spilling acetone polish remover all over herself. (Come to think of it, I guess the leg bands were still intact as well.)

Orrrrrr...

Also tired of Republicans constantly pulling Hillary back into their conversations. People, you won. Are you just tossing her name into every sentence so you can all sit around the Hillary-hate circle jerk? It must be like throwing the word “patriot” into sentences. Meaningless, intended to gain the attention of a…

It’s a dick that you write with.

The extra n is to make it look bigger....

Here’s what drives me insane about this woman.

Every single song by this woman is her informing us that she’s not like other women and that’s ok because she’s better. Can she just not?

“I am so confused by this song. Probably because it’s been a long week and I fried my brain days ago but I can’t stop overthinking it...”

you hush your mouth don’t give him ideas.

I don’t understand Trainor’s career path at all

Wait, has anyone actually seen them in the same room? #CelebrityConspiracyTheories

How long until Trump appoints her head of the National Endowment for the Arts?

I never noticed that before and you are spot on.

lol this is horrible. She reminds me so much of Meghan McCain, which makes me dislike her even more.

Is this the liberal terrorism Twitter was talking about?