I have a friend at the gym who is a Trump lover and he refers to her as Killary.

It’s really problematic that he views everything as winning or losing. At some point he’s going to have to negotiate and he’s going to fuck those up because he can’t compromise.

Oh, it’s a perfectly cromulent university. Forbco University, 123 Sizzler St. Flavortown, USA

I cannot fucking wrap my head around this level of ignorance and arrogance.

This was all really disgusting.

They were supposed to dress like a Kardashian going clubbing.

Jezus that is superweird. Thanks for linking to that article.

“I’m crushing your head!”

FORBCO UNIVERSITY?!?!? LOLOLOLOL.!

“Boop!”

“I’ll take the aged New York strip, extra well done, ketchup on the side”

What the fuck is up with the lede image? Is Trump adopting a French accent and saying to the other ham-headed guy “Don’t speak, Mon Chere! Zis iz not ze time for talk. Zis iz ze time for ze love!”

Do you have blood coming out of your... whatever? That’s normally an early sign.

I think so too, get over Hillary.

Republican North Dakota Rep. Kevin Cramer was pretty tweaked by the idea of Democratic women wearing white to last night’s joint session. “It is a syndrome. There is no question, there is a disease associated with the notion that a bunch of women would wear bad-looking white pantsuits in solidarity with Hillary…

I have a sudden urge to buy a white pantsuit.

Disclaimer: I am using an opinion piece from the New York Times.

To this whole post, I say, Bwahahahahahaha. Also, I want Shirl’s opinion on the theory that we’re living in a simulated universe. I am more sure I’m a simulation every day.

Now, now. Trump should definitely be allowed to publish that tweet. It’s only polite to thank someone - in this case the centrist media - when they give you a big ol’ dribbling blowy for doing nothing other than not bursting into flame.

It’s almost as though the media SHOULDN’T just write whatever the administration tells them to! Dang.